{"id":11161,"date":"2017-04-03T15:30:38","date_gmt":"2017-04-03T07:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/?p=11161"},"modified":"2017-04-04T09:32:13","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T01:32:13","slug":"a-pain-in-the-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/a-pain-in-the-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"A pain in the ass&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11163\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_01-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"698\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_01-1.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_01-1-258x300.jpg 258w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_01-1-480x558.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11164\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_02-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"553\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_02-1.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_02-1-300x277.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_02-1-480x442.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11165\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_04-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"990\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_04-1.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_04-1-182x300.jpg 182w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_04-1-480x792.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11166\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_05-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"836\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_05-1.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_05-1-215x300.jpg 215w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_05-1-480x669.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11167\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_06-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"940\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_06-1.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_06-1-191x300.jpg 191w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_06-1-480x752.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11168\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_07-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"848\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_07-1.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_07-1-212x300.jpg 212w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Pain_07-1-480x678.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m not supposed to be this type of arrogant French person.<\/p>\n<p>But when it comes to bread&#8230; I become a horrible French bitch. Especially if the waiter tries to make me believe that this stale bread from yesterday just comes out from the oven. I didn&rsquo;t even need to taste it, my fingers did the job for me: hard as concrete. This is an unmistakable proof!<\/p>\n<p>Are you French? Is bread also essential for you?<br \/>\nYou aren&rsquo;t French? Is there anything from your country that you are very demanding about too?<\/p>\n<p>By the way, don&rsquo;t you think my title is perfect? \u00ab\u00a0Pain\u00a0\u00bb means bread in French. Yeah, I&rsquo;m super funny, I know.<\/p>\n<p>Have a lovely Monday!<\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech BEGIN -->\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/a-pain-in-the-ass\/\" data-layout=\"standard\" data-action=\"like\" data-show-faces=\"false\" data-size=\"small\" data-width=\"450\" data-share=\"\" ><\/div>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&rsquo;m not supposed to be this type of arrogant French person. But when it comes to bread&#8230; I become a horrible French bitch. Especially if the waiter tries to make me believe that this stale bread from yesterday just comes out from the oven. I didn&rsquo;t even need to taste it, my fingers did the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1732,1730],"tags":[2618,2620],"class_list":["post-11161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-ptite-lu-in-china","category-la-ptite-lu-en","tag-bread","tag-french-restaurant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11161\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}