{"id":11450,"date":"2017-07-03T15:30:28","date_gmt":"2017-07-03T07:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/?p=11450"},"modified":"2017-07-02T16:25:03","modified_gmt":"2017-07-02T08:25:03","slug":"lecon-de-francais-indecente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/lecon-de-francais-indecente\/","title":{"rendered":"Le\u00e7on de fran\u00e7ais ind\u00e9cente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11451\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"1130\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_01.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_01-159x300.jpg 159w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_01-544x1024.jpg 544w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_01-480x904.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11452\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"832\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_02.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_02-216x300.jpg 216w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_02-480x666.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11453\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_04.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"724\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_04.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_04-249x300.jpg 249w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/sex-le\u00e7on_04-480x579.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Je dois l\u2019avouer : les genres en fran\u00e7ais n\u2019ont aucun sens.<\/p>\n<p>Il y a des mots f\u00e9minins pour parler des organes masculins et il y a des mots masculins pour parler des organes f\u00e9minins. (Oui oui, vagin c&rsquo;est masculin.) C&rsquo;est vrai que c&rsquo;est \u00e9trange et je ne sais pas l&rsquo;expliquer.<\/p>\n<p>Et \u00e7a perturbe beaucoup mon copain qui me demande tout le temps :\u00a0<em>\u00ab\u00a0Mais pourquoi ? Pourquoi c&rsquo;est comme \u00e7a ? Comment on fait pour savoir ce qui est f\u00e9minin et ce qui est masculin ? \u00ab\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bah&#8230; j&rsquo;sais pas ! C&rsquo;est comme \u00e7a. T&rsquo;as qu&rsquo;\u00e0 dire \u00ab\u00a0un\u00a0\u00bb bite. On comprend quand m\u00eame.<\/p>\n<p>Allez, sur ces bonnes paroles pleines de subtilit\u00e9 et de finesse, je te souhaite une bonne journ\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech BEGIN -->\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/lecon-de-francais-indecente\/\" data-layout=\"standard\" data-action=\"like\" data-show-faces=\"false\" data-size=\"small\" data-width=\"450\" data-share=\"\" ><\/div>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je dois l\u2019avouer : les genres en fran\u00e7ais n\u2019ont aucun sens. Il y a des mots f\u00e9minins pour parler des organes masculins et il y a des mots masculins pour parler des organes f\u00e9minins. (Oui oui, vagin c&rsquo;est masculin.) C&rsquo;est vrai que c&rsquo;est \u00e9trange et je ne sais pas l&rsquo;expliquer. Et \u00e7a perturbe beaucoup mon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11454,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1124,1125],"tags":[2704,2706,2702,2700],"class_list":["post-11450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-ptite-lu","category-la-ptite-lu-en-chine-2","tag-bite","tag-couille","tag-genre","tag-langage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11450"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11450\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}