{"id":7232,"date":"2014-11-12T14:16:06","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T06:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/?p=7232"},"modified":"2014-11-12T14:16:06","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T06:16:06","slug":"how-i-decided-not-to-eat-crayfish-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/how-i-decided-not-to-eat-crayfish-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"How I decided not to eat crayfish anymore."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"ecrevisse_01\"<\/p>\n

One day, I met with David and went to a small restaurant to eat crayfish.
\nIt is so hard to eat, that they give you some glove and apron to avoid the stain.<\/em><\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: It was good!<\/em>
\nDavid: Yeah even if there is not so much to eat.<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_02\"
\nPtite Lu: What do you do now? Go home?<\/em>
\nDavid: Yes, I will go watch serie!<\/em><\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_03\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: What is that thing moving?<\/em>
\nDavid: Huh! It is a crayfish escaped from the restaurant!
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_05\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: We are sorry!<\/em>
\nDavid: Sorry, we just ate your whole family!
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_07\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: We can not let her like that! We must save her! (Crayfish in french is a She, yes.)<\/em>
\nDavid: Yes… Otherwise<\/em> she will die here. What can we do?
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_08\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: I will never eat your friends again, I promise. <\/em>
\nDavid: Let’s put her in the drain!
\n<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_09\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: In the drain? With all the shit? But it is disgusting!<\/em>
\nDavid: But at least, it will help her to find the sea. She will be in the watter.
\n<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_10\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: Ok… Let’s do that then… <\/em>
\nDavid: Don’t worry, She will find the sea and will be saved!
\n<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_11\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: How do we do?<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_13\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: Take my shoe…<\/em>
\nDavid: Maybe we can push her…
\n<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_17\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: People look at us like we are crazy… <\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_18\"
\nDavid: Done!
\n<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

\"ecrevisse_19\"<\/p>\n

Ptite Lu: I feel so bad. We killed her whole family and now she is alone in the dark… <\/em>
\nDavid: And the shit…
\n<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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One day, I met with David and went to a small restaurant to eat crayfish. It is so hard to eat, that they give you some glove and apron to avoid the stain. Ptite Lu: It was good! David: Yeah even if there is not so much to eat.   Ptite Lu: What do you…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1732,1730],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-ptite-lu-in-china","category-la-ptite-lu-en"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}