{"id":7428,"date":"2014-11-24T15:45:39","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T07:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/?p=7428"},"modified":"2014-11-24T15:55:07","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T07:55:07","slug":"la-ptite-lu-du-lundi-ou-la-parodie-de-labsurde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/la-ptite-lu-du-lundi-ou-la-parodie-de-labsurde\/","title":{"rendered":"La ptite Lu du lundi ou la parodie de l\u2019absurde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7440\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_01.jpg\" alt=\"banque_01\" width=\"640\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_01.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_01-300x186.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_01-600x373.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><em><strong>La ptite Lu<\/strong> : Je voudrais\u00a0faire une demande de carte de cr<em>\u00e9<\/em>dit.<\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333333;\"><em><strong>Le banquier<\/strong> : Il faut remplir ce formulaire.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_03.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7429\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_02.jpg\" alt=\"banque_02\" width=\"640\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_02.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_02-300x226.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_02-600x453.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_02-220x165.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><em><strong>La ptite Lu<\/strong> :\u00a0Oh&#8230; Mais tout est en chinois&#8230;<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333333;\"><em><strong>Le banquier<\/strong> :\u00a0Je peux vous aider.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7431\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_03.jpg\" alt=\"banque_03\" width=\"640\" height=\"476\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_03.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_03-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_03-600x446.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_03-220x165.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><em><strong>Le banquier<\/strong> :\u00a0Ici votre nom, ici votre date de naissance,<br \/>\nici votre num\u00e9ro de passeport,\u00a0ici votre num<em>\u00e9<\/em>ro de t<em>\u00e9<\/em>l<em>\u00e9<\/em>phone&#8230;<\/em> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7441\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_051.jpg\" alt=\"banque_05\" width=\"640\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_051.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_051-300x198.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_051-600x396.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><em><strong>Le banquier<\/strong> :\u00a0Et recopiez \u00e7a et signez !<br \/>\n<\/em><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><em> <strong>La ptite Lu<\/strong> : Je dois\u00a0<em>\u00e9<\/em>crire en chinois ? Mais\u00a0<em>\u00e7a veut dire quoi ?<\/em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7430\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/banque_05.jpg\" alt=\"banque_05\" width=\"640\" height=\"512\" \/><em><strong>Le banquier<\/strong> : \u00c7a veut dire \u00a0que vous avez lu et compris toutes les conditions requises et que vous vous conformez aux r\u00e8gles et r<em><em>\u00e9<\/em><\/em>gulations de ce contrat.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech BEGIN -->\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/la-ptite-lu-du-lundi-ou-la-parodie-de-labsurde\/\" data-layout=\"standard\" data-action=\"like\" data-show-faces=\"false\" data-size=\"small\" data-width=\"450\" data-share=\"\" ><\/div>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La ptite Lu : Je voudrais\u00a0faire une demande de carte de cr\u00e9dit. Le banquier : Il faut remplir ce formulaire. La ptite Lu :\u00a0Oh&#8230; Mais tout est en chinois&#8230; Le banquier :\u00a0Je peux vous aider. Le banquier :\u00a0Ici votre nom, ici votre date de naissance, ici votre num\u00e9ro de passeport,\u00a0ici votre num\u00e9ro de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone&#8230; Le&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1124,1125],"tags":[1193,1833],"class_list":["post-7428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-ptite-lu","category-la-ptite-lu-en-chine-2","tag-banque","tag-carte-de-credit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}