{"id":8180,"date":"2015-05-04T15:36:28","date_gmt":"2015-05-04T07:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/?p=8180"},"modified":"2015-06-16T08:18:26","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T00:18:26","slug":"durian-durian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/durian-durian\/","title":{"rendered":"Durian durian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8196\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_021.jpg\" alt=\"Durian-600_02\" width=\"600\" height=\"658\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_021.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_021-274x300.jpg 274w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_021-480x526.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><strong>La Ptite Lu<\/strong> : On prend des bananes ?<\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>TH<\/strong> : OOOOH regarde ce qu&rsquo;ils ont l\u00e0 !<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8182\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_03.jpg\" alt=\"Durian-600_03\" width=\"600\" height=\"652\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_03.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_03-276x300.jpg 276w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_03-480x522.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><strong>La Ptite Lu<\/strong> : Ah&#8230; ce fruit puant de chez toi&#8230;.<br \/>\n<\/em><em><strong>TH<\/strong> :\u00a0Un durian !<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8183\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_05.jpg\" alt=\"Durian-600_05\" width=\"600\" height=\"647\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_05.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_05-278x300.jpg 278w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_05-480x518.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><strong>TH<\/strong> : Ne sois pas une stupide laowai* !<br \/>\nOuvre ton esprit et respire le parfum de l&rsquo;Asie du sud est&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/em>(*\u00e9trang\u00e8re en chinois)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8184\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_07.jpg\" alt=\"Durian-600_07\" width=\"600\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_07.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_07-300x141.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_07-480x225.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8185\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_09.jpg\" alt=\"Durian-600_09\" width=\"600\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_09.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_09-250x300.jpg 250w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Durian-600_09-480x576.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><strong>La Ptite Pu<\/strong> : Prenons les bananes, ok ?<\/em><em><strong><br \/>\nTH<\/strong> : Stupide laowai&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Si le <strong>durian<\/strong> vous est inconnu, c&rsquo;est un \u00e9norme fruit plein de piquants et plut\u00f4t odorant\u00a0qu&rsquo;on trouve en <strong>Asie du sud est<\/strong>. Et je suis d\u00e9sol\u00e9e mais pour mon petit nez d\u00e9licat de fran\u00e7aise, \u00e7a pue. Ok ok, je n&rsquo;ai pas l&rsquo;esprit ouvert, je suis une connasse de <em>laowai<\/em> (\u00e9trang\u00e8re en chinois) mais mon amoureux malaysien m&rsquo;aime toujours donc \u00e7a n&rsquo;a pas tant d&rsquo;importance\u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Pour l&rsquo;anecdote,\u00a0\u00ab\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Durian_Durian\" target=\"_blank\">Durian durian<\/a>\u00a0\u00bb <\/em>est en fait le titre d&rsquo;un film hong kongais dirig\u00e9 par Fruit Chan. J&rsquo;adore les films hong kongais &lt;3 et non je n&rsquo;ai pas d&rsquo;inspi pour mes titres. L&rsquo;histoire n&rsquo;est pas vraiment dr\u00f4le&#8230; C&rsquo;est une jeune chinoise qui part \u00e0 Hong Kong pour trouver du travail et qui se retrouve \u00e0 faire la pute. Je vous avais pr\u00e9venu&#8230;\u00a0Mais c&rsquo;est un bon film si vous voulez regarder autre chose que <strong>Game Of \u00a0Thrones<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/923440duriandvdet6.jpg\" alt=\"923440duriandvdet6\" width=\"400\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/923440duriandvdet6.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/923440duriandvdet6-213x300.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;esp\u00e8re que vous avez pass\u00e9 un bon long week end et que vous \u00eates pr\u00eats pour cette nouvelle semaine !<br \/>\nEt n&rsquo;oubliez pas de vous inscrire \u00e0 la newsletter \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n<script>(function() {\n\twindow.mc4wp = window.mc4wp || {\n\t\tlisteners: [],\n\t\tforms: {\n\t\t\ton: function(evt, cb) {\n\t\t\t\twindow.mc4wp.listeners.push(\n\t\t\t\t\t{\n\t\t\t\t\t\tevent   : evt,\n\t\t\t\t\t\tcallback: cb\n\t\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t);\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t}\n})();\n<\/script><!-- Mailchimp for WordPress v4.9.11 - https:\/\/wordpress.org\/plugins\/mailchimp-for-wp\/ --><form id=\"mc4wp-form-1\" class=\"mc4wp-form mc4wp-form-9305 mc4wp-form-theme mc4wp-form-theme-light\" method=\"post\" data-id=\"9305\" data-name=\"Default sign-up form\" ><div class=\"mc4wp-form-fields\">\r\n<p>\r\n    <label>Ton Email :<\/label>\r\n    <input type=\"email\" name=\"EMAIL\"  required=\"required\">\r\n<\/p>\r\n    <input type=\"submit\" value=\"Je m'inscris ! \">\r\n<\/p><\/div><label style=\"display: none !important;\">Laissez ce champ vide si vous \u00eates humain\u00a0: <input type=\"text\" name=\"_mc4wp_honeypot\" value=\"\" tabindex=\"-1\" autocomplete=\"off\" \/><\/label><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_mc4wp_timestamp\" value=\"1793311573\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_mc4wp_form_id\" value=\"9305\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_mc4wp_form_element_id\" value=\"mc4wp-form-1\" \/><div class=\"mc4wp-response\"><\/div><\/form><!-- \/ Mailchimp for WordPress Plugin --><\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech BEGIN -->\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/durian-durian\/\" data-layout=\"standard\" data-action=\"like\" data-show-faces=\"false\" data-size=\"small\" data-width=\"450\" data-share=\"\" ><\/div>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La Ptite Lu : On prend des bananes ? TH : OOOOH regarde ce qu&rsquo;ils ont l\u00e0 ! &nbsp; La Ptite Lu : Ah&#8230; ce fruit puant de chez toi&#8230;. TH :\u00a0Un durian ! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; TH : Ne sois pas une stupide laowai* ! 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