{"id":8343,"date":"2015-06-15T15:30:45","date_gmt":"2015-06-15T07:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/?p=8343"},"modified":"2015-06-15T18:32:04","modified_gmt":"2015-06-15T10:32:04","slug":"la-guerre-contre-les-terroristes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/la-guerre-contre-les-terroristes\/","title":{"rendered":"La guerre contre les terroristes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_03.jpg\" alt=\"Flyingshit_900_03\" width=\"598\" height=\"552\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_03.jpg 598w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_03-300x277.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_03-480x443.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 598px) 100vw, 598px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8345\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_04.jpg\" alt=\"Flyingshit_900_04\" width=\"600\" height=\"636\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_04.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_04-283x300.jpg 283w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_04-480x509.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8346\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_05.gif\" alt=\"Flyingshit_900_05\" width=\"600\" height=\"743\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8377\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_061.jpg\" alt=\"Flyingshit_900_06\" width=\"600\" height=\"912\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_061.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_061-197x300.jpg 197w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Flyingshit_900_061-480x730.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>En ce moment \u00e0 Shanghai, \u00a0\u00e0 la nuit tomb\u00e9e, on se fait envahir par ces petites bestioles d\u00e9gueulasses. On a\u00a0les m\u00eame en Martinique, il me semble que ce sont des termites volantes mais TH me soutient que non. Bref c&rsquo;est <a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-LyKKijCVwk4\/VWIVDCShunI\/AAAAAAAACDA\/wW1I7cwyUFk\/s1600\/IMG_5044.JPG\" target=\"_blank\">\u00e7a<\/a> (attention, image au contenu pouvant heurter la sensibilit\u00e9 des plus fragiles.) et \u00e7a me d\u00e9goute au plus haut point. Je ne supporte pas de les voir tournoyer b\u00eatement autour de moi pour s&rsquo;\u00e9chouer sur mon clavier, dans la salade que je suis en train de pr\u00e9parer ou SUR MOI ! (D\u00c9GO\u00dbT PUISSANCE 1000)\u00a0en perdant leurs ailes. Du coup je passe tout mon d\u00e9but de soir\u00e9e \u00e0 les d\u00e9gommer \u00e0 coup de raquettes \u00e9lectriques. C&rsquo;est assez agr\u00e9able de les entendre \u00e9clater et cramer\u00a0quand la raquette les touche.<\/p>\n<p>Sur ces paroles pleines d&rsquo;amour et de douceur, je vous souhaite une excellente semaine \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nEt n&rsquo;oublie pas de t&rsquo;inscrire \u00e0 la newsletter !<br \/>\n<script>(function() {\n\twindow.mc4wp = window.mc4wp || {\n\t\tlisteners: [],\n\t\tforms: {\n\t\t\ton: function(evt, cb) {\n\t\t\t\twindow.mc4wp.listeners.push(\n\t\t\t\t\t{\n\t\t\t\t\t\tevent   : evt,\n\t\t\t\t\t\tcallback: cb\n\t\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t);\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t}\n})();\n<\/script><!-- Mailchimp for WordPress v4.9.11 - https:\/\/wordpress.org\/plugins\/mailchimp-for-wp\/ --><form id=\"mc4wp-form-1\" class=\"mc4wp-form mc4wp-form-9305 mc4wp-form-theme mc4wp-form-theme-light\" method=\"post\" data-id=\"9305\" data-name=\"Default sign-up form\" ><div class=\"mc4wp-form-fields\">\r\n<p>\r\n    <label>Ton Email :<\/label>\r\n    <input type=\"email\" name=\"EMAIL\"  required=\"required\">\r\n<\/p>\r\n    <input type=\"submit\" value=\"Je m'inscris ! \">\r\n<\/p><\/div><label style=\"display: none !important;\">Laissez ce champ vide si vous \u00eates humain\u00a0: <input type=\"text\" name=\"_mc4wp_honeypot\" value=\"\" tabindex=\"-1\" autocomplete=\"off\" \/><\/label><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_mc4wp_timestamp\" value=\"1776860514\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_mc4wp_form_id\" value=\"9305\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_mc4wp_form_element_id\" value=\"mc4wp-form-1\" \/><div class=\"mc4wp-response\"><\/div><\/form><!-- \/ Mailchimp for WordPress Plugin --><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, j &lsquo;allais oublier ! J&rsquo;ai une super bonne nouvelle ! Si tu fais partie des malchanceux qui ont rat\u00e9 <strong>le livre de la Ptite Lu<\/strong> l&rsquo;an dernier, sache qu&rsquo;il est de <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pixalib.com\/fr\/la-ptite-lu\/la-ptite-lu-made-in-china\" target=\"_blank\">nouveau disponible<\/a><\/strong> (et qu&rsquo;il est encore plus beau que le premier !!!) 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On a\u00a0les m\u00eame en Martinique, il me semble que ce sont des termites volantes mais TH me soutient que non. Bref c&rsquo;est \u00e7a (attention, image au contenu pouvant heurter la sensibilit\u00e9 des plus fragiles.) et \u00e7a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8348,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1124,1125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-ptite-lu","category-la-ptite-lu-en-chine-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8343\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}