{"id":8612,"date":"2015-07-06T15:30:24","date_gmt":"2015-07-06T07:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/?p=8612"},"modified":"2015-07-06T16:46:21","modified_gmt":"2015-07-06T08:46:21","slug":"une-histoire-de-pipi-dongle-et-de-chaussures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/une-histoire-de-pipi-dongle-et-de-chaussures\/","title":{"rendered":"Une histoire de pipi, d&rsquo;ongles et de chaussures&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8639\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_013.jpg\" alt=\"shoes_01\" width=\"600\" height=\"656\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_013.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_013-274x300.jpg 274w, 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wp-image-8628\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_031.jpg\" alt=\"shoes_03\" width=\"600\" height=\"586\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_031.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_031-300x293.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_031-480x469.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_041.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8633\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_041.jpg\" alt=\"shoes_04\" width=\"600\" height=\"632\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_041.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_041-285x300.jpg 285w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_041-480x506.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_051.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8634\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_051.jpg\" alt=\"shoes_05\" width=\"600\" height=\"772\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_051.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_051-233x300.jpg 233w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_051-480x618.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_031.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_061.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8629\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_061.jpg\" alt=\"shoes_06\" width=\"600\" height=\"464\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_061.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_061-300x232.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_061-480x371.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_071.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8630\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_071.jpg\" alt=\"shoes_07\" width=\"600\" height=\"984\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_071.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_071-183x300.jpg 183w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_071-480x787.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_081.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8631\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_081.jpg\" alt=\"shoes_08\" width=\"600\" height=\"726\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_081.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_081-248x300.jpg 248w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/shoes_081-480x581.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nEt apr\u00e8s 5 ann\u00e9es, je n&rsquo;ai toujours pas l&rsquo;explication. Les meufs\u00a0ont l&rsquo;air mal \u00e0 l&rsquo;aise au plus haut point, Il arrive qu&rsquo;elles\u00a0perdent leur chaussure en marchant et, si l&rsquo;id\u00e9e \u00e9tait d&rsquo;\u00eatre \u00e9l\u00e9gante et fashion avec leur paire de Sergio Rossi, c&rsquo;est compl\u00e8tement rat\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Alors mes hypoth\u00e8ses :<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00e9viter le mal au pied<br \/>\n&#8211; c&rsquo;est les pompes de leur copine et tanpis pour les 3 pointures en trop<br \/>\n&#8211; elles ont eu la fl\u00e8mme de renvoyer la commande ASOS qui s&rsquo;est plant\u00e9 de taille<br \/>\nDans tous les cas, je ne trouve pas \u00e7a convaincant&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Et vous ? Vous pensez \u00e0 quoi ?<\/p>\n<p>Ne rate pas la prochaine PtiteLu ! 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