{"id":9795,"date":"2016-05-16T15:30:23","date_gmt":"2016-05-16T07:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/?p=9795"},"modified":"2016-05-16T19:15:43","modified_gmt":"2016-05-16T11:15:43","slug":"colis-perdu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/colis-perdu\/","title":{"rendered":"Le drame du colis perdu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9796\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_02.jpg\" alt=\"Dino_02\" width=\"600\" height=\"759\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_02.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_02-237x300.jpg 237w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_02-480x607.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9797\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_05.jpg\" alt=\"Dino_05\" width=\"600\" height=\"834\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_05.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_05-216x300.jpg 216w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_05-480x667.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9798\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_07.jpg\" alt=\"Dino_07\" width=\"600\" height=\"689\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_07.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_07-261x300.jpg 261w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_07-480x551.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9799\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_09.jpg\" alt=\"Dino_09\" width=\"600\" height=\"645\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_09.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_09-279x300.jpg 279w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_09-480x516.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9800\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_11.jpg\" alt=\"Dino_11\" width=\"600\" height=\"638\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_11.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_11-282x300.jpg 282w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Dino_11-480x510.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nRecevoir un colis rempli des petites douceurs\u00a0de chez soi, c&rsquo;est un vrai moment de bonheur. Mais ne PAS le recevoir, c&rsquo;est un drame. Un terrible drame. Surtout quand on sait qu&rsquo;il contenait \u00e7a :<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9802\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/115792.jpg\" alt=\"115792\" width=\"393\" height=\"135\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/115792.jpg 393w, http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/115792-300x103.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Les Dinosaures : mes biscuits au chocolat pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9s. Ils me rappellent les go\u00fbters\u00a0de mon enfance. Apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;\u00e9cole, devant les dessins anim\u00e9s \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9, je me r\u00e9galais en\u00a0d\u00e9vorant un st\u00e9gosaure ou un tric\u00e9ratops. Souvent ils avaient fondus dans leur emballage en plastique, alors\u00a0il fallait r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer le chocolat avec le doigt.\u00a0Parce que lorsqu&rsquo;on\u00a0habite en Martinique avec 30\u00b0 toute l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e, on a int\u00e9r\u00eat \u00e0 tout mettre au frigo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Donc imaginer mon petit colis, coinc\u00e9 \u00e0 la douane ou perdu quelque part entre la Martinique et la Chine, avec tous ces dinos qui fondent joyeusement, \u00e7a me fend le c\u0153ur&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Inscris-toi \u00e0 la newsletter pour ne pas rater la prochaine histoire !<br \/>\n<script>(function() {\n\twindow.mc4wp = window.mc4wp || {\n\t\tlisteners: [],\n\t\tforms: {\n\t\t\ton: function(evt, cb) {\n\t\t\t\twindow.mc4wp.listeners.push(\n\t\t\t\t\t{\n\t\t\t\t\t\tevent   : evt,\n\t\t\t\t\t\tcallback: cb\n\t\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t);\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n\t}\n})();\n<\/script><!-- Mailchimp for WordPress v4.9.11 - https:\/\/wordpress.org\/plugins\/mailchimp-for-wp\/ --><form id=\"mc4wp-form-1\" class=\"mc4wp-form mc4wp-form-9305 mc4wp-form-theme mc4wp-form-theme-light\" method=\"post\" data-id=\"9305\" data-name=\"Default sign-up form\" ><div class=\"mc4wp-form-fields\">\r\n<p>\r\n    <label>Ton Email :<\/label>\r\n    <input type=\"email\" name=\"EMAIL\"  required=\"required\">\r\n<\/p>\r\n    <input type=\"submit\" value=\"Je m'inscris ! \">\r\n<\/p><\/div><label style=\"display: none !important;\">Laissez ce champ vide si vous \u00eates humain\u00a0: <input type=\"text\" name=\"_mc4wp_honeypot\" value=\"\" tabindex=\"-1\" autocomplete=\"off\" \/><\/label><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_mc4wp_timestamp\" value=\"1780708361\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_mc4wp_form_id\" value=\"9305\" \/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_mc4wp_form_element_id\" value=\"mc4wp-form-1\" \/><div class=\"mc4wp-response\"><\/div><\/form><!-- \/ Mailchimp for WordPress Plugin --><\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech BEGIN -->\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/colis-perdu\/\" data-layout=\"standard\" data-action=\"like\" data-show-faces=\"false\" data-size=\"small\" data-width=\"450\" data-share=\"\" ><\/div>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button Vivacity Infotech END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recevoir un colis rempli des petites douceurs\u00a0de chez soi, c&rsquo;est un vrai moment de bonheur. Mais ne PAS le recevoir, c&rsquo;est un drame. Un terrible drame. Surtout quand on sait qu&rsquo;il contenait \u00e7a : Les Dinosaures : mes biscuits au chocolat pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9s. Ils me rappellent les go\u00fbters\u00a0de mon enfance. Apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;\u00e9cole, devant les dessins anim\u00e9s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9801,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1124,1125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-ptite-lu","category-la-ptite-lu-en-chine-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9795\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lucie-guyard.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}